Some Sample Exchanges of a JERKY Nature


It amuses me that when people try to avail of a free public service they do not follow simple instructions, or if something inappropriate is pointed out to them to fix, they can show their true colors, nature and background.

These are provided for your entertainment :-)


UPDATE: Hammad Rizwan been put on the "JERKS" page Mon, 21 Jul 1997 but on June 29, 1999 he emailed to explain that his roommate sent the inappropriate emails 2 years ago, and apologized for the inconvenience. I am happy to remove that email exchange from this page.


A different "character" sent this listing, with no contact address or any of the info required:

> On Tue, 11 Feb 1997, Mohammad Raza Suteria wrote:

>

> > name; mohammad raza

> > age 28

> > nationality : british

> >

So I wrote back to him asking......

> Subject: Re: matrimonial

> To: Mohammad Raza Suteria <ec96mrs@brunel.ac.uk>

> Do you think this may be enough to get attention and tell someone what

> you are looking for and how to contact you!!!

>

So he wrote baack with this gem of wit, intelligence and decency:

Mohammad raza wrote:

If this is not enough to attract anybody then F.O <----this probably means F*&^ Off, not Foreign Office ;-)

 

And after some more silly exchanges with him, I finally got this.......

 

From: Mohammad Raza Suteria <ec96mrs@brunel.ac.uk>

>> give my regards to F.O. your father and the whole family, you wankers,

>> schmucks and bafoons.

 

Imran Anwar wrote:

> Dear F.O.

> Tccchh,tccchhh... you REALLY must learn the spellings of

> all these words that people call you before you type them.

> Imran Anwar

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Mohammad Raza Suteria <ec96mrs@brunel.ac.uk> wrote this gem:

hey wanker,

in england we use this words often, we r not like u primitive pakis i think u don't know anything, maybe u must be from a village from pakistan and went to America illegally i mean fake passports etc and now u think that u r a bloody american stop fooling everybody u paki (illegal immigrant) don't give us this shit that u r a genuine american, i know how paki's go to america on fake passport and then think they are westernise